can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall
the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear
if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you
indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school
God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
Ohana means family, and family means shut my fucking door when you leave my room.
which character do you think of when you hear, “a total asshole but very hot as well”
a collection of some of my favorites
"the recession has hit us hard"
I love tumblr in an unhealthy way
my favorite posts on tumblr are collections of posts on tumblr that depict the sheer insanity of tumblr
At least 3 potato.
im sobbing at the oatmeal one
Oh my god the potato post has come back to haunt my ass.